Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

greghannison

Greghanfison is a man with the largest cock in da world. 69 million inch. It’s absolutely massive. You can see it throbbing and pulsating so hard, ready to release its mighty seed into a lucky girl. 420 million women come and try to get a piece of it. Most are to no avail, as only 1 can be lucky enough to have his seed impregnate them. Most commit suicide in very gruesome ways, realising they have no hope in getting it ever, let alone today. One girl called Elljøhńįīliōniæquūë von el eēxqūįdêž al chœį sßhšnājsnæné(pronounced as jjqjaaejwjwnsnnaajjjjoh wnenswsssque jjqqjochackmmmmmmnwssssssnsnsaahsnwjamsna in a very strong Central African Republic accent) gets lucky and gets the penis inside her. But immediately, because it is so humongous, it rips her into pieces as it enters her, and her bloody pieces are now on the floor and on his cock. But greghanqison has a fetish for this. With a heive and a ho he ejaculates 600 ultra tonnes of semen onto her pieces. All the other girls try to take some of it to impregnate themselves, but most end up drowning in all the cum. You are now left with a very bloody scene of almost 420 gorrilion dead, which is 420 gorrilion more than certain genocides in human history. The police come and shoot greghanerison dead.

Rip in pepperonis, greghannison. 69,420 AD - 42069 DC the greatest gigachad to ever live. Even better than the original gigachad
Jannies plz accept this
And yes greghannison is me

by CentralAfricanRepublicGangNigg March 26, 2022

Gregnant

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke

Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?

by _Sarcastic_ April 6, 2021

gregnant

When Greg gets you pregnant

“Did you see Sarah? Looks like she’s gregnant.”

“What does gregnant mean?”

“She’s having Greg’s baby”

by Gibgab October 17, 2017

Gregging

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual

Greg was gregging my dick

by Aman5 November 1, 2020

Greggin

The process of extending one's name with "in", adding it to a vanity license place, and, therefore, becoming a complete douche.

Greg's new license plate is "Greggin." What a douche.

by Daughterkickedmydog April 12, 2010

Gregnant

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

by Greg2.0 March 11, 2021