Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

Greer

Greer

Greer

by Ruina Imperii May 11, 2022

gruber'd

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.

i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd

by glennswayze November 3, 2008

greered

To get so intoxicated one cannot function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

ex: Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

ex2: I got so Greered last night i somehow woke up to the cops on someones back pourch that i didnt know, without a clue as to where i was....

by Lake Travis December 31, 2007

Gerber Sauce

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

gueber

A close, chummy friend; a slightly mocking label, yet intimately shared only by best buds.

"Hey Gueber!"
"You're such a Gueber!"

by bosombro September 11, 2009

Geber

The type of guy who’s dependable, honest and very blunt with his thoughts. He won’t think twice before acting and has a strong character. He’s a born leader. He has a good heart but is also hard headed. He strives to be the best and wants the best for others before himself. He is a very good friend but keeps his circle close. He’s trustworthy and a good listener and even better at advice. He’s the one you call when you need anything and can depend on at all times. He tends to be quiet when nervous but when exposed to the environment he’s used to he’s the least quiet. He knows how to have a good time and accept change. He likes to better himself and is goal setter and getter. He is amazing. He is one of a kind.

“Geber is a good friend, he’s there when I need him most”

“Geber has a cute smile”

by You’recute9.20 September 21, 2019