greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

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Collin grensing

Is a clout chaser but a great person to be around and will always follow your clout because he is your friend

Collin grensing is a clout chaser but a chill person

by Masterdillan November 9, 2018

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Better-than-average in sexual activities. Exceedling skilled at the art of sexual intercourse and/or foreplay. Provides extreme pleasure and enjoyment to the other (or others) involved. Often respects the partner the next morning.

Glenn is one heck of a love-maker, he sure is a Greatinbed kinda guy!

by Matt Roveberg December 9, 2008

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batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.

rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

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The Greasies

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.

I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

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Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

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