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Granlord

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.
Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.
by RSBN June 28, 2017
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Grawg

A smelly tuna sandwhich in your paynts.
My paynts smell grawgy
by Bobby Linares February 9, 2010
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Graal Babies

(noun)
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
Graal Babies: ADWOPT MWE MWY DWADDY DWIED IWN A CWAR AWCCIDENT!
by GoDoT July 4, 2012
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graal

A post-apocalyptic wasteland, graal was once an illustrious world populated by people sitting around complaining and de facto noobs alike. The people who ran graal have subsequently all died, and graal is now sustained by its remaining players. Concentrated in rubbish new-age playerworlds attempting to mimc World of Warcraft, none of graals remaining players had been e-born in the start level, and subsequently joined a graal noob guild pre-2007. Graalians remain oblivious to their rich past due to graal classic being messed around with too many times, and also because they are more interested in trying to buy things via Mass PMs, an idiosyncratic phenomenon restricted to modernist-fail servers. Graal is run from an abandoned building with boarded up windows somewhere in France. At the topmost floor of this building, in a scarce, derelict room is the graal server, a large computer from the late 1990s plugged into a cracked paint-chipped wall. without the global staff the computer has fallen into insanity, creating accounts with names like graal83754 and hosting crap playerworlds. Next to the computer is the skeleton of once notorious manager Unixmad, sat in an old wooden chair and still in a moth-eaten sleezy suit and a pair of dust-covered dior shoes. On unixmads desk the aftermath of an uneaten chocolate croissant slowly grows. This mouldy croissant is destined to one day consume the server and graal will be no more, the remaining players will be disconnected forever and never get their money back. It is only a matter of time.
Person 1: Dude, lets play graal!

Person 2: No way, count me out, graal. . . man that's some dark stuff.

Person A: I'm a level 80 mage on WoW

Person B: You've never played graal so you're a noob.

Douchebag: you haven't played since 1998 so you're a noob.

Graalian: Graal Online is the only game where pking requires any skill

Non-Graalian: THIS IS 2D I HATE IT

Curmudgeon: Graal was so much better back in the day. . .
by 'Midbie' June 16, 2009
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Gralism

Gralism is an ideology, concept and regime. It's based off of coordinated anarchy and where parallel meets the perpendicular. The regime is usually when one person owns all the economy, industry but most importantly the mines of one's land. The people, usually called Gralists, are devoted to receive a certain amount of what the leader decides to give or lend.
"What ideology do you follow?"
"I follow Gralism, a great advancement of life."
by SNESfreak April 5, 2019
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Gralaya

Gen- Z slang for very poor quality; contemptible. Being in a state of unhappiness; miserable; unhappiness
The bathroom smells so gralaya
by Jayden_Monty July 18, 2020
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
somepeople call me.. Tim?
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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