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Gavitron

Properly known as "The Gavitron", The Gavitron is a man bestowed with great powers of seduction and intrigue. His quick rise to fame was predicted by few, and admired by most. Always the star of the party, show, or scene; All the ladies want him, only the best can have him.
The Gavitron meets an Australian Girl:

Gavitron: Pleased to meet you, I'm The Gavitron.
Girl: Gavitron? Isn't that a carnival ride? I've ridden that before.
Gavitron: No. You're thinking about the GRavitron. But If you ever want to ride The Gavitron, Just let me know.

Later that night, She did.
by The Gavitron November 27, 2004
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Gravitos

The unexplainable force that moves gravitons through atomic particles.
Also known as dark energy that is found in dark matter.
One of the three forces.
Similar but opposite to Levitos.
"Aristotle's notions of the four elements earth, air, fire and water at play with hot, cold, gravitos and levitos."
by Pathos Omega March 31, 2007
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Gabitron

The act of getting so friend zoned you build a robot to fullfill your needs.
The bitched fooled me so bad, I had to build a Gabitron.
by kdogg76708 November 17, 2013
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Graviton

An epic 4th year section in Philippine Science High School, known for their stunning delivery of a reader's theater performance which gave a student his well-deserved passing grade.
Is that the awesome Graviton performing onstage? Wow, they're great.
by apolloishott August 18, 2010
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gravatron

after you fuck a fat girl and she is laying in bed with you. The more she weighs, the more the bed sinks down on her side and the more gravity pulls you towards her. The force of gravity is directly proportional to the weight of the girl.
Last night Tom fucked a fat chick and when I looked in his room this morning the gravatron had sucked him in like a black hole.
by e moore February 22, 2007
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graviton

A theoretical subatomic particle proposed to explain the irregular gravity field between Uranus and the Asteroid belt known as Ass. Roid "H" in deep orbit. Gravitons have yet to be detected by the naked eye, but this is probably due to a lack of inscentive {sic} by the scientific community.

In urban lingo, the graviton has been extended to mean: any type of interpersonal offensive that gets heavy into your shit.
Get your damn gravitons outta my roids, you bozon.
by Pakanoia September 19, 2010
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Giga Gravition

Sins fucking annoying ass overdrive when your facing his face. The only real way to survive it is to summon an aeon and have it take the rape.
Oh my fucking god! Sin just casted giga gravition instantly killing me! God damnit!
by mistahskinnymahn May 5, 2009
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