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grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.
Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.
by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013
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Grated Cheese

A group of three or more homosexuals or members of the LGBTQ+ community- a group of gays
-Wow that Grated Cheese is huge.

-Yeah John, they're so cool! I love the bright colours!
by Dyvshe September 22, 2021
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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
by teratoma April 20, 2010
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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.
"That REALLY grates my cheese!"
by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007
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Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
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