Grassage

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.

I gave her boobs a bit of grassage

by Picklington November 8, 2017

Grassface

(n) Compound word; originally used as a lighter, milder term for crapface, when one does not want to be reprimanded for using pg-13 language in front of minor minors. Evolved into a universal substitute for any curse. Mysteriously capable of bringing smiles onto both user and usee.

Alternate usage of grass as a substitute for crap: "Piece of Grass."

The exclamation "What a grassface!" is sometimes used immediately following a sneeze.

Other related exclamation as a synonym to "rats!" and the like: "Grassy ping-pong balls!"

"Acchooo! What a grassface!"

"I'm gonna get that piece of grass..."

"Get your grass out of here!"

"Grassy grassface shedding pieces of grass!"

"Quit grassing around!"

by GuavaGuy December 8, 2013

Grassage

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.

fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "

by orio92 May 3, 2010

Graperape

The best Shadow Priest on the Alterac Mountains server. He is hands-down better than any other Spriest on the server...and has melted more face than any Shadow Priest in the history of World of Warcraft.

OMFG bro...Graperape is at LM, let's go to Stables.

by Graperape May 6, 2011

graverape

Grave rape is slightly similar to grave robbing but you're robbing their dignity

Originating in 1999 where at a mere 6 years old, Nicholas Bartholemeu Vella dug up the 98 year old corpse of the miscarried fetus of Megan McDermott in Boston. Vella penetrated both the vaginal and anal canals of the body, releasing the near century-long rectal and ovarian ejaculate. He kept the stank on his dick for 6 months following, having an extended period of frequent masturbation.

Did you hear Nick Vella grave raped that little kid?

I love discourse on graverape

by JimmiBottomtooth August 14, 2015

grassrassment

The continual harassment from a friend, relative, or loved one to give them free marijuana.

My sister is always broke and subjects me to continual grassrassment until I buy or give her some weed.

by Dank E. Azz October 11, 2013

grassrat

An old raging psychotic chihuahua

"get in the house you grassrat"

by anonymous rat bastard March 10, 2021