Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018

grassweasel

the easiest money at a poker table

The grassweasel isn't looking forward to April.

by Grassweasel April 1, 2003

Grassland Ghost

An extremely pale girl, almost albino, except for the fact that she has ginger hair. Their lack of pigment is appalling.

I went to the pool this summer, but was almost blinded by the abundance of grassland ghosts, so I left

by lorenzo54321 February 22, 2011

grassless

A symptom that occurs to all gacha players who's never touch grass in their life. They also will never ever get bitches in their life.

Bro, is he playing Genshin Impact again?

He is grassless, let him be

by extremecummer69 December 23, 2022

Grasslands

Girls public hair which is only 2 or 3mm. Usually they shave or wax but it is growing back. Soft and nice.

I put my hand down her pants and noticed small soft hair. She called it grasslands. Not shaved or waxed for a while. Growing back gently.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

Full Grassley

A "full Grassley" is when you're ass-raped and then he tries to force you to suck him off afterwards.

Named after Chuck Grassley, Chairman of the (US) Senate Judiciary Committee in 2016/2017, after his Constitution-bending 180 with Supreme Court Judge nominees Merrick Garland and Neil Gorsuch.

He's a complete douche-bag. He tried to do a full Grassley on her.

by Publius X February 21, 2017

Grassley-eyed

To be in an position of power and yet completely ignore the common courtesies of social interactions. This is especially prominent among WASP cis males in the Republican Party.

Example: when Sen Chuck Grassley failed to introduce Mrs. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavenaugh hearings.

My date was a grassley-eyed jerk! He interrupted me by first saying "let me not interrupt you" and then don't bother introducing me to his friends at the party

by youcanbytemyascii September 28, 2018