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Grape Soda

A genetically modified form of carbonated water containing grape flavoring. This deliciously addictive substance was first introduced to inner city black communities in the 1950's as a way of suppressing people of color by causing hypertension and/or high blood pressure. In the early 90's government scientists again altered Grape Soda by adding certain compounds, that when mixed with Newports and Hot Cheetos, creates a euphoric high. This convenience store trifecta of unhealthy choices has destroyed the black community and Grape Soda is truly the genesis of the plight of the African Amercan in the United States today.
Larry done had a Newport with his hot Cheetos, but this Grape Soda gonna have him lit, son!!!
by Martin J McFly September 16, 2016
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hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
by wattsup,get it January 1, 2020
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Grape Soda

Only the greatest, most awesome and tasty beverage ever.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
Omg! Did you just see that skinny white boy down 4 grape soda's?
by Dermont Aurylius August 9, 2009
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Grape soda has been around since at least 1924 and has nothing to do with racism, it is just a flavored drink. Nobody doctored it in the 1950's to be a euphoric high for blacks or anybody else. This is another common thing that has been elevated to a racist epithet, it's history altered to make you believe the 'new definition' .
NEHI grape soda has been in production for over 90 years.
by Clint W. January 10, 2021
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The new drink of black guys everywhere.
"Shit nigga, wanna get sum kool aid?"
"Naw son, da crackas be all up on dat shit, grape soda is da new drink of niggas everywhere."
by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009
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black man #1: man wants some grape soda

Black man #2: dude who do you think i am a white person
by niggerlyncher7698 July 20, 2010
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by nettajean January 10, 2021
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