Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

Grandquist

Fucking fat ass, plays Elden ring and destiny 2 all day and won’t shut up about it.

“Man bro you’re such a Grandquist, lose weight nerd”

by Grandquist April 14, 2022

grandcestor

Grandcestors are the polar opposite of ancestor. Grandcestors are/will be the descendants/offspring You/ people are going to have after you/they die/decease/pass way.

I hope my grandcestors learn about me.

by nichriah September 3, 2017

grandcub

Name given to the grandchild by the grandparents who adore and look after wild animals

Tonight I’m looking after my Grandcub whilst feeding the wildlife

by Mr Lumpy & Friends June 16, 2021

Grandcunt

Avery old woman, e.g. a senior, who once in her day
would get plowed by many men.
So many that she has trouble urinating.

Yo, man you see that old chic over there?
Yeah.
Dude, I heard that she is a total rich grandcunt.

by Thatonedudenamednickrod November 7, 2009

Grandups

Grandkids that can be considered grownups, or close to it age or age & maturity.

Perhaps Grandkids are 18 & 19 and very immature regardless of their age would NOT be a Grandup.

My Grandups are so mature for their age, Maybe they have been emancipated minors for 4 or 5 years,
Young but maybe living on their own,have jobs, maybe good credit scores. Some able to pay their own way.
He's my Grandup and just turned 20 Friday.
I have 5 grandkids 2 being Grandups.

by JJCLC May 1, 2014

Grandeus

Officer who buys Odin's for other officers, in the Holiday spirit.

I want to be like Grandeus when I grow up.

by Waylonp88 October 26, 2018