Ghark

A mix between a shark and an ghost. Stealthy and deadly in the night as well as the day.

"Never mess with this guy, hes a ghark"

by Ghark December 12, 2013

Gnark

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

gark

The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc

That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.

by big Mike Plano October 10, 2006

Glarkpatik

A word used when smoking Marijuana. When someone takes a big hit and while exhaling the smoke they burp at the same time. Hence, burping smoke out of your lungs.

Dude I just took the biggest hit and did a Glarkpatik!

Did you just see that Glarkpatik?

by The Niberatchi June 28, 2011

Garker

Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

Bruh that kid Austin is such a Garker. He comes to school fried everyone morning.

by Garker420 June 1, 2018