A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010
Get the Gontard mug.A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.
Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.
In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"
Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.
In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"
Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.
Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.
"Mr. Dos Equis"
Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.
"Mr. Dos Equis"
Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
by Gottardi May 5, 2014
Get the Gottardi mug.Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.
Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.
by GoomeeG May 8, 2018
Get the godtarded mug.In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
by LeloucheLeLamperouge September 25, 2007
Get the gotard mug.GoTard - A person who is overly nerdy towards Game of Thrones.
I see you have “gotards” already, but GoT punctuation should be considered as it’s own unique term.
I see you have “gotards” already, but GoT punctuation should be considered as it’s own unique term.
All this recent hysteria over the last episode of Game of Thrones makes me realize how many GoTards are out there.
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by goatard March 22, 2021
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by rsjr June 12, 2009
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