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Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.
by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010
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Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
by Gottardi May 5, 2014
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godtarded

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.
Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.
by GoomeeG May 8, 2018
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gotard

In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian
by LeloucheLeLamperouge September 25, 2007
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GoTard

GoTard - A person who is overly nerdy towards Game of Thrones.

I see you have “gotards” already, but GoT punctuation should be considered as it’s own unique term.
All this recent hysteria over the last episode of Game of Thrones makes me realize how many GoTards are out there.
by JTisntmyrealname April 16, 2019
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goatard

did you heated abt goatard?
yes he's so seggsy and he pull everyone omg, he rule all the anime tiktok and he never miss
by goatard March 22, 2021
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GOMtard

A westerner whose only exposure to professional Korean StarCraft was through Tasteless and the GOMTV English broadcasts.
get off of tasteless's dick you stupid gomtard
by rsjr June 12, 2009
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