Government

Fucking bullshit. Thats all it is.

The government is sort of like the smelly stuff on the groun that you find on a farm.

by Fuck the Police July 2, 2005

Government

"A government is a body of people. Usualy, notably, ungoverned."

Example: The United States of America

by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005

Government

A joke.


See example.

Hey barry, that was a good government.

by jimmmy June 25, 2005

Government

The subtle name given to a large mafia, taking protection money and a good percentage of your paycheck just for living on their turf and will kill you or send you into a big building with rapists if you refuse

Stupid government is taking my entire paycheck for protection money

by mclovin316 April 13, 2009

Government

The devils spawn

The government is literally the worst organization in the world, but they control everything so 🤷 ♀️

by Mr. Steal Yo Girlllll June 21, 2019

Government

A noisy minority who hold a disproportionate amount of control over public affairs.

Hym "You know what I hate about the government? Everything! You take the worst thing on the planet (people who are not me) and you give them the delusion of superiority, authority, and significance and what do they do? Enslave and bleed-dry the whole of humanity. And for what? To own 4 houses instead of one? To exempt themselves from laws of their own creation? Humanity's biggest mistake. Oh? You want to decide what I and everyone around me can and cannot do? Indefinitely? Sounds like a great plan! I'm glad I woke up here! Do me a favor and try not starve everyone to death... No? Not going to work for you? Ooooh! Humanity needs to be 'reset' does it? Fantastic! Well, I'm a genius with a profound capacity for logos. That's the opposite of what you want? Right, because of the oppositional behavioral disorder.... Hmm... I guess I'll just die then... No reason for me to wield my unlimited capacity to accrue influence against anyone... I'll just let you starve everyone, I guess... Or will I? Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Government

A word used to define the corrupted candidates in the congressional system of a country, whatsoever a fiasco of running a country with a bad ideology.

Hey, do you work for the government? I heard they were good people.

No, they are not, liberal! They didn't do as much as expected by the eyes of a civil servant like me!

by Damarius Venuits Escobar VII May 14, 2022