gout

cocaine; coke; blow; snow; nose candy; power flour; white; flake

After snorting one rail of my gout, Joe asked whether he could hook up a ball of the same shit.

by Kiki Blow June 08, 2005

gout

v. to go out with; date; to be happening.

Carson and Vail started gouting on New Year's

by Ba Billy January 07, 2006

gouts

when one becomes so agitated or frustrated that shit explodes out their ass.

calm down, or you'll get the gouts.

by tingler1234 May 12, 2010

GOUT

A person who feels so important that they instruct people they meet to google them.

I walked up to a friend talking with a girl in a bar.

she said "do you have a pen"
I said "nah, why?"
She said "your friend wants me to write his name down so i can google him"
I said "are you serious? You can so better than this GOUT!"

by dnev September 14, 2009

gout

Used to tell someone to go away or take a walk.

"ur some mog"
"gout will ya!!"

by mallowfein March 06, 2008

gout

gross ex-girlfriend; ex-girlfriend that you dated but doesn't count cuz she was gross

"eww. her she was so gout. he never even liked her."

by DianaBear<3 December 13, 2006

the gout

the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!

Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.

by ctu July 07, 2006