gomertose

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.

"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."

by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

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Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

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Gokter

Has a trait of being a fat, angry, hot-tempered, no friends, a red-haired ginger, looking like Rowley Jefferson, and again, fat. A Gokter typically works at sky zone or movie theatres. A Gokter begs for money and attention.

Hey look at the fat ginger over there, that stupid Gokter thinks he's hot shit, good thing he does not have a soul and I won't see him in heaven!

by Mr. YettyAnonymous April 8, 2019

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