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gothing

when a distinctly non goth person goes to a goth club dressed up in over the top goth wear, to blend in and otherwise observe goths in thier natural habitat.
"hey im bored, wanna go gothing tonight?"
by Shinigami Dani July 20, 2003
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Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
by MiraCabron1234098765 August 7, 2012
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Grothing

Grothing is a term used for when a girl doesn't care at all how a potential hookup looks like; as long as he's over 2 meters tall
Dude, that chick over there is totally Grothing
by suckass69 June 6, 2018
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gothing

a freaking cool last name. (go-thing)
boy: what's you last name?
girl: gothing
boy: woah! cool. like you go thing!!
girl: haha. yeah...
by jloveeex3 July 24, 2009
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gothing it up

The process by which ugly people intentionally make themselves less attractive, in order to give themselves an excuse for being ugly.
"Ew, did you see how much makeup she's wearing?"
"Yeah, she's really gothing it up."
by MoronsWithCameras March 26, 2007
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Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous
Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing
by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018
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Garthing

I was watching chicken breast get cut into vagina shapes with aluminum inserted into the incisions and I thought to my self "I'd rather be garthing."
by Dnrg July 30, 2021
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