gort.

gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.

It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.

"gort."

This is gort., he is very cute and should be pat often. gort.

by Placke January 31, 2022

Gort

To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.

Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.

Often referred to as "Gorting"

Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.

"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"

"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"

"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"

by nilocrepooh January 5, 2014

Gorts

Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.

'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'

by jenlovesgorts January 29, 2009

Gort

A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.

We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.

by Coffee64 December 25, 2011

Gort

Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.

"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"

"Dude; he just gorted!"

by Drasith April 25, 2010

gort

fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing

I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.

by boss bos April 14, 2008

Gort

A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".

Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.

by jdervil January 21, 2015