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gorbachev 

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.
Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.
gorbachev by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Gorbachev 

A traitor of people of Soviet Union. Using “perestroika” crushed USSR economy put an entire country in chaos and disarray that brought countless wars and deaths of tenths of thousands.
Greatly disliked in Russia.
Gorbachev prodal Sovetskiy Souz za Nobelevskou Premiu Mira.
Gorbachev by Matreshk July 27, 2005

Gorbachev 

To simultaneously defecate and urinate. Yanni and bruce at the same time.
"I just took the most epic gorbachev ever."
Gorbachev by French Dip April 8, 2008

Gorbachev Royale

Refers to the mark left when someone with a prince albert slaps another person, usually during the act of fellation, on the forehead.
I was giving Rob the best blowjob of his life last night but he got a little too into it and gave me this gorbachev royale.
Gorbachev Royale by XFocus May 7, 2009

Gorbachev's Law 

Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.
"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.
I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.
Gorbachev-ness by Laurcass May 2, 2006