goofus

a mixture between a goof and a doofus.

John Kerry is such a goofus.

by ultrajesus4000 August 11, 2004

goosestep

The official march of the Third Reich of Nazi Germany.

Hauptmann Heikschlapps goosestepped all over, until the Allies shot him.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

Goofus Rabbit!

A crazy term when you're joking around in a banter-fuelled car journey or any other banterous places. Also a goofy rabbit.

Person 1: "Hahahaha"
Person 2: "Goofus Rabbit!"

by Goofus Rabbit No.4 March 3, 2011

googus

The man with the sexiest coogus.

Oh my god! Look at that googus over there! His coogus is soooo sexy!!!!!

by Scott Sternus April 16, 2008

Goonus

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

by Emile A4 March 12, 2009

gooseshit

Scrabble move made without a space between two words, where there should be one

goose shit not gooseshit

by cuberoute March 31, 2009

goosestep

To march in a highly militaristic and uniform manner, in which the legs swing sharply from the hips and the knees are locked.

The North Korean army practices goosestepping on a daily basis.

by Anti-RSS December 27, 2003