Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.
Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).
by Ben-87 July 8, 2011
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Get the Goosing mug.refers to a man who has a sexual encounter with a woman, and refuses to recgnoize her existence afterwards.
"Dude, Alexis was great in the sack but i've been goosing her ever since cause she's clingy as hell"
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Get the Goosing mug.goosing is when a girl attempts to be a hoe by showing off her ass that is flat af, but in reality she is awkward as hell and can't talk to a guy and becomes a weird awkward goose.
Justin- yo that girl over there is awkward as hell.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.
by Fuckgooses March 17, 2017
Get the Goosing mug.abandoning a friend while you were being his wing man caused by social awkwardness,inhiberation or ejecting from a jet.
ex 1:" I was talking to these girls but my friend kept goosing by talking about Lord of the Rings."
ex 2:" My roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. He ended up goosing me because he had so much SoCo that he had to be carried home."
ex: 3: Top Gun.
ex 2:" My roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. He ended up goosing me because he had so much SoCo that he had to be carried home."
ex: 3: Top Gun.
by ryanel March 25, 2010
Get the Goosing mug.When a male partner who is vigorously engaged in anal sex with another male, causes the male who is being penetrated to ejaculate.
by Abrags April 8, 2010
Get the Goosing mug.When one is getting a sly hand-job at their formal (prom) and doesn't have anywhere to cum, they grab the soup bowl from the table and "finish in the dish".
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