Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).

by Ben-87 July 8, 2011

Goosing

to fuck a female =

Boy:Hey babe we should definitely get too goosing tonight =
Girl:Okay =D

by JOHNNY BLAZE ALL DAY November 8, 2010

Goosing

refers to a man who has a sexual encounter with a woman, and refuses to recgnoize her existence afterwards.

"Dude, Alexis was great in the sack but i've been goosing her ever since cause she's clingy as hell"

by B-Town playa May 22, 2010

Goosing

goosing is when a girl attempts to be a hoe by showing off her ass that is flat af, but in reality she is awkward as hell and can't talk to a guy and becomes a weird awkward goose.

Justin- yo that girl over there is awkward as hell.
Tim- yeah that girl is always goosing she can't even make eye contact with a guy.
Justin-lmao she's probably lesbian.

by Fuckgooses March 17, 2017

Goosing

abandoning a friend while you were being his wing man caused by social awkwardness,inhiberation or ejecting from a jet.

ex 1:" I was talking to these girls but my friend kept goosing by talking about Lord of the Rings."

ex 2:" My roommate was giving me advice on picking up a girl at a party. He ended up goosing me because he had so much SoCo that he had to be carried home."

ex: 3: Top Gun.

by ryanel March 25, 2010

Goosing

When a male partner who is vigorously engaged in anal sex with another male, causes the male who is being penetrated to ejaculate.

Jake needed a towel after the goosing from Jim

by Abrags April 8, 2010

Goosing

When one is getting a sly hand-job at their formal (prom) and doesn't have anywhere to cum, they grab the soup bowl from the table and "finish in the dish".

"Oh man, i just ended up goosing everywhere in that bowl, that soup ended up SOOOOOOO salty!"

by Danny Zuko March 8, 2017