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goosenecking

when you are half asleep and you begin to nod off, your neck attempts to hold your head up but your head just flops around.
Look at Jon hes goosenecking it again!
by jojo on the go go July 29, 2012
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gooseneck

A penis that is crooked somewhere in the middle. Not naturally curved, but a definite snap.
God, that penis is a gooseneck!
Look at that guy's gooseneck!
by Will Zimerman June 9, 2004
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gooseneck

1. to extend the neck in a quick vertical and horizontal motion in pursuit of getting a better visual perspective of a situation/object in question
2. a voyeuristic action
1. Why was the RA even goosenecking into my room? / The traffic was backed up because everyone was goosenecking at the accident.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.
by Gretchen Muller November 9, 2006
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gooseneck

The act of taking a hand while sitting behind a girl and slipping it under her butt and curling it up to achieve a pleasureful sensation to a woman.
"Mmmm...Sam Tucker I love the way you gooseneck me." - hot girl
by Cameron Gena March 12, 2011
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goosenecking

The movement one's head makes while pleasuring a male partner.
The side to side, up and down oral sex moves, that mimic the actions of a goose. Hince, Goosenecking
by Nick Russell September 25, 2005
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gooseneck

noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.
Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.
by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010
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GOOSENECK

I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis
tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...
by mogens kruse January 6, 2005
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