Goose

Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.

- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!

by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020

Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.

Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”

by Goose expert May 6, 2020

goosing

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.

I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.

by benblem January 15, 2022

A Goose

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.

Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!

by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015

Goosed

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....

Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!

by badmartialarts October 15, 2004

goosing

Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).

He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.

by Adam Dexter August 4, 2007

Goose

A cute, silly girl who is pro at making funny faces and being adoreble while also making people laugh. Like a silly goose this term is used for someone you find charming that you have adoration for.

Haha... awww your such a goose you goosie girl!

by Live4family May 3, 2018