goose egg

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0

by disco stu September 24, 2003

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

goose egg

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.

"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."

by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

Goose Eggs

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 08, 2008

goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 04, 2006

goose egg

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.

Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005