gooper

Someone who walks in from the snow/mud into someone's house or place of business without wiping their feet, tracking slush/mud all over the floor.

" Don't slip- some goddamn gooper tracked slush all over the place."

by Snotballs February 14, 2014

GOPper

Mindless lemming of the Grand Old Party; a blind follower of the Republican Party. An adherent of the "My party, right or wrong" philosophy. A conservative tool. A Republican fool.

The hand-picked crowd of GOPpers lobbed softball questions to their fearless leader.

by Saitia June 6, 2009

gooper

A wannabee pundit; uniformed hayseed; One who purports to be politically knowledgeable; country jerk.

What a gooper!

by Lenny G. October 23, 2008

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007

glopper

One who glops; A masturbator.

Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.

by tom101 August 4, 2003

gropper

One whom fondles itself frequently, such to the extent of premature ejaculation. Is slightly crosseyed, as well as retarded. Also note that a gropper can easily be found outside a middle school playground.

Look at that cock- gropper manhandling himself.

by Debo® June 20, 2008

gropper

The term used to describe a grandma (or just an old person in general) who runs a grow-up.

Max's nan was a gropper

by MadManMaxsta November 7, 2018