Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

Goonewardene

Massive creeper, oddball, pervert, plamf

Dude, I met that chick you were talking about. You were right she's definitely a goonewardene. I felt raped by her presence, let alone what she came out with.

by Bobarctor October 4, 2011

GOONWADD

an insult similar to idiot or twat originated from a small boy

Jesus Alex you're such a Goonwadd

by Moonpie123 May 13, 2019

Goonware

Goonware is a form of malware similar to ransome ware. Originated off a sever notorious for "goon" like activity.

"Aye bro I downloaded a free game off my computer, and now my computer won't stop playing clown honking noises!"

"Sounds like you have goonware to me!"

by modpodgec December 16, 2020

Goonware

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

by modpodgec December 16, 2020

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly

You are such a Goontard

by Goontard69 December 26, 2024