goonti

An old tired bitch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the AM... GOODNIGHT!

"dude, it's 6 in the morning... i've turned into a fucking goonti over here, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED AND SO SHOULD YOU!"

by Danny Barq July 14, 2004

Goonterre

A variant of the word "Goon" used to slag general idiots, popularised by the YT.

He's an absolute fucking goonterre.

by Jackmaster September 3, 2007

goonshagne

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...

by Team JedAli September 20, 2007

Gonth

"Gonth" where I come from means, a person that is too focused on something, and he does not care about anything, he is not fair to his opponent, as long as he achives his goal, he is going to be a dirty cu*t, he is going to do everything to win... (It is usable in video-games) (a word "Cunt" is more used for this term)...

Me: "My opponent had a glitch in a game, so he could not control the character!"
Someone: "And did you kick him off the server, so he would not lose a game because of the glitch?"
Me: "No. I killed him 8 times, he was asking me to kick him, but I did not. So he forfited later..."
Someone: "You are such a gonth."

by DaRealGonth February 11, 2017

Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020

Goother

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.

Give us a look at your goother!!

by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

Gonthorian

His roots stem from the land of Gelienor (which is RuneScape). He is the mightiest of the mighty he is considered a god amongst Gods he is a beast plain and simple he is undefeatable and the strongest man alive he is perfection he can speak french in russian he is the eater of goldfish crackers completer of really hard quests and has a really big dick and is the pwner of noobs fucker of your mother and he is the one hitter of cororpral beasts wielding only a rubber chicken and his armor of choice is full bronze

Person 1: How are you so beast?
Person 2: I am beast because I AM THE MIGHTY GONTHORIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Be@$t October 3, 2010