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iced up goonbag

this term is used mostly in Australian slang. because ice is crystal meth, and a goonbag can be described as a person under the right context a iced up goonbag is a sketchy person that is assumed to use ice. It can also be used to describe someones credibility like the second sentence below. Can also be used as iced goonbag.
"look at that cunt. he's a iced up goonbag". or "what do you know your just a iced up goonbag", "I am a wreck i must looked like a iced goonbag".
by McFeats January 29, 2017
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goonja

A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room

Terry: What up peeps?

Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock

Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?

Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.

Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.

Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.

Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner

Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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goonbag

Someone who is a douchebag and is a freaking idiot.
OMG, Topher is such a goonbag!
by Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh December 1, 2006
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Goonbag

Goonbag is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A goon bag is a person who has no job, doesn't wear shoes, often covered in sand, doesn't go to class, and of course drinks heaps of goon like its fucking water. A goonbag has no money but still blows it all at the casino usually forcing them to eat chicken and cheeses for all three meals. A goonbag BYO's goon to everything they do and solve all of their problems by drinking
Yo those goonbags are always keen to get gooned
by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012
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Goonbag

A person of ill wit who's day is made up of mostly lounging around in their pyjamas. Most "goonbags" would choose not to work if they had the choice but some a forced too because of financial commitments, hence their work life is spent wondering around doing as little as possible talking to people and leaving equipment in carparks.
"Hey Jerry do you want to go hang out with Andy?"
"Hah man, did you see him sitting on his hands? he s such a goonbag"
by OkayFankyou September 16, 2013
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Goonage

A trend of the year 2009 that involved teenagers causing havoc throughout residential streets pushing and punching any living organism such as dogs, cats, children and the elderly.
As the violent acts occurred the teens would belt "GOONAGE! GOONAGE! GOONAGE!" relentlessly.
Martial law was issued and the goonage fad ended far too late after 3 deaths to the elderly, 17 hip replacements and countless numbers of scraped knees, injured pets and tears shed.
"GOONAGE! GOONAGE! GOONAGE!"
by AJ Parnayyyyl January 14, 2010
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Goonbag

Native aboriginal Australian word meaning "silver pillow"
Can't wait for Centrelink to open to get myself a goonbag for another goodnights sleep on the silver pillow
by Drongo Dave December 3, 2019
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