Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006

Ganicorn

Ganicorn is the biggest, baddest gorilla on the planet. He's an amazing cuddler and very lovable, even though he has a scratched left eye and lopsided features. He also really needs a haircut (NOT from Supercuts).

Girlfriend: Ganicorn is so amazing! I can't fall asleep unless I'm cuddling with him....
Boyfriend: I'm going to f*cking kill Ganicorn!

by goriyalovah April 15, 2009

Yoonicorn

(n.): a blonde, high-pitched, yet lovable Asian.

Yoon Hoo Lee is a Yoonicorn

by adoringroommatetwins June 9, 2011

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

Gooncoon

A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.

Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.

by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

noonicorn

A unicorn that only appears at noon.

I slept until 1:00 pm and missed the noonicorns.

by rainbow7724 May 26, 2014