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Goocher

When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008
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groncher

Dicesi di persona di gracile aspetto
Groncher è alto 1,80 e pesa 50 kg
by Awdj81 May 21, 2016
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Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.
My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.
by The Baines June 28, 2017
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goochery

a religion that started from the word guch.
WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.
by ch4drock December 12, 2008
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Goocher

The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.
Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."
by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011
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A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.
The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.
by grizzly1 March 15, 2009
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Goocher

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."
by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012
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