Googly Eyes

A blind bastard known for his wounded soldiers. He has eyes comprable to such famous people as the Cookie Monster. He enjoys long walks on the beach and dating girls with massive pubic hair. In high school, he was that guy.

he was that guy. fuck googly eyes

by John schoolcraft April 02, 2007

googly eyes

When a guy puts each testicle in each of a girl's eye sockets.

Damn, your mom is hot! I wanna give her googly eyes!

by bigbizzle June 07, 2006

googly eyes

Someone who scares everyone they meet with their big ass eyes!
eyes that tend to come way too far out of the head. They usually use a lame excuse that its their contact lenses.

oi bruv why does your bredrin James always look at people with them googly eyes!

by Malaki September 07, 2005

googly eyes

A common name for a lunch mointor at school whos condition prevents them from cleaning tables and rather fixates them around simple things, such as cell phone screens. They are also prone to prank calls due to their condition, and can be explained by "one eyes lookin at you, and one eyes lookin for you".

Hey look over there, its googly eyes on her damn cell phone again, shouldnt she be cleaning the table.

by googleyassasin19 May 27, 2009

googly eyes

An unfunny trend/meme where people take their online icons and edit googly eyes over them.

A: Hey B, you saw C's new icon on Discord?
B: Oh yeah, he's got all googly eyes lol.
A: Yeah lol.

by starsfirefly May 26, 2018

Googly Eyes

Someone with crazy eyes.

Damn, that bitch is so crazy, she has them googly eyes like Charlie Manson!

by Ernz February 21, 2015

Miss Googly Eyes

1. A woman that you find amazingly beautiful all around. Definitely someone you should treasure.

2. A woman who has captured your gaze and you instantly fall for her.

3. A very attractive female that you have a major crush on.

4. O_O <------ The facial expression of Miss Googly Eyes.

5. MGE is the acronym of "Miss Googly Eyes"

*In the club*

John Smith - "Oh dude! I think I just found miss googly eyes!"

Friend #2 "No way bro! Not at a place like this!"

John Smith - "Seriously! I gotta talk to this girl! O_O"

by Chris Breezyy September 06, 2011