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End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.
by brainyuck May 12, 2011
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Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>
by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007
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googlebated

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.
Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.
by Diabos January 29, 2016
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googlegeist

spirit of insatiable greed for information via search engines...
rachel is lost in the googlegeist.
by yosefa zaftig January 15, 2008
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googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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googlebation

To google everything for answers to all your questions
I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!
by DemonFlame December 27, 2007
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Googlebating

Entering your own name in a narcissistic search for website hits.
I kill hella' time googlebating at work.
by Smet April 4, 2006
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