googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

googlegate

When bunch of dads use websites to answer trivia at a kids campout.

A date that will live in infamy occurred on 2/4/23. It shall be known as Googlegate. Dads used their phones to solve trivia questions instead of using their brains.

by WPWampum February 9, 2023

Googlelate

Verb: The act of using Google, which I have nick-named the Googlelator, to research anything from the mundane to the profound. Often used in relation to spontaneous Google use prompted by one's immeditate situation.

Adjective form: Googlelating. The activity of Googling with Google, a.k.a. the Googlelator.

Verb: Who is this actor in this movie we are watching? Let me Googlelate it.

Adjective: What are you doing right now? I am Googlelating.

by Wendi G February 28, 2010

Googlebyte

The Greatest thing Google has ever created. The the Biggest amount of bytes and bits put into one hard-drive. It is also part of the processor and can run 3 gobytes per nanosecond. Nothing can stand to the awesomeness of these type of memory! Nothing I say Nothing!!!
Also called a gobyte.

"My computer has a gobyte of memory, and my processor runs a gobyte as well" Strange child says; "what is a gobyte?" It is the most powerful thing of the Digital Age! Googlebyte forever Evolving!

by Diacon November 19, 2010

googleate

To Googleate, this means to research something using Google.

"Hey Terry, just Googleate the Part number and see if anything comes up."

by MPLS Wordsmith April 7, 2014

googleblatted

Term used to describe the failure of a Web server due to overload as a result of being linked to from a popular website, such as Google. The archetypal example was when the University of Swinbourne's web server crashed after Google linked its logo to it in February 2004. Millions of people clicked on the link, flooding the university's servers and forcing them to shut down. The term carries the additional connotation that highly popular sites such as Google wield considerable political power in this manner.

The University of Swinbourne's fractal website went down for nearly a week when it was first googleblatted and then slashdotted two days later.

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage

by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011