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or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
by Crimson`Hunter January 16, 2005
Get the Gonk mug.A 'Gonk' is the way to describe someone who is unemployed and spends most of there time smoking marijuana and listening to 90's metal. The typical 'Gonk' is most commonly bisexual and will have sex with almost anything that has a pulse. Although they tend to travel in packs, you will not see this specific class of person at any bars or clubs though as they frighten easily. You will only ever see these types of people at house parties held by other 'Gonks'. A gonk can be identified purely by look and through their methods of communication. The average 'Gonk' will have an unusual hair cut or be wearing an old hat. They also have many piercings and tattoo's and look as though they haven't showered since the early 2000's. A female gonk is, in most instances, a lesbian and has no issue about getting in your face and making comments about you that you don't understand. 'Gonks' range between the ages of 20 and 40 and can even adapt to spawning little 'Gonk' children.
by Sweet Merryment January 28, 2014
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"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
by i2oo March 20, 2013
Get the Gonk mug.Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
by Darthvincent September 19, 2015
Get the Gonk mug.Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.
by Gonkaholic September 1, 2021
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"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
by Dave The Ravid August 29, 2005
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