gonker

usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").

"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"

by freddy46 January 8, 2019

Gonker

A slur or contemptuous term for a goose.

This fucking gonker just chased me all the way back to Vandy!

by mandersono June 19, 2018

goiker

an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat asses that don't keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.

holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!

person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.

by Queeta October 26, 2006

gonker

the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat.

the doctor took a peak at my GONKER as I said "AHHHH"

by cole clarke June 30, 2007

gonkers

The furry dice hanging in pimped-up cars.

I caught my heels in his gonkers last night.

by notpoodle January 8, 2009

gongker

circus peanuts. Can be used as a adjective, adverb, verb, noun, and pronoun.

what the gonk, oh my gonker, holy gongker, you really gongked that one up. You can also add muffins to it. Your such a gongker muffin, look at that gongker muffin. Why is this such a gongking muffin of a word... sometimes people just use it in a one word sentence. GONGKER!

by haleyzzz May 20, 2008

Gonker

A gonker is a type of term that describes a mans genitalia as massive and girthy as well

“Oh my god Sasha, Tre ripped my pussy apart with his massive Gonker”

by BabyToon04 January 23, 2021