Golfheimer's

An advantage in the game of golf. The golfer is able to forget a mistake or bad shot, then goes on to play well.

Roger: "What a finish! He managed to forget that poor shot at 16, then birdied 17 and 18 to win the tournament."

Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2015

Dr. Goldfield

The "doctor" of the amazing canadian tv show kenny vs spenny.
goldfield has many different authentic chinese herbal medicines and tricks to help kenny beat spenny at all costs.

DR. Goldfield: Noooo, chinese seal penis is veeery good. Powerful for you.
Kenny: so how much does it cost?
goldfield: mmmm six thousand.
Kenny: How much is my penis worth?
*pause*
Kenny: Probably millions right?
Goldfield: of course.

by Supakupatroopa April 1, 2009

Goldie

She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend

Goldie is the most bestest thing in the universe

by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019

Gollier

80's Dublin Term:
To snort one's own snot into their mouth for use for spitting.

Ya nearly hit yar man with the gollier. Run!!!

by TheWatchers July 12, 2009

Adventure Golfing

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.

George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.

by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009

goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.

Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!

by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008