goldendoodle

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.

Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.

by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008

goldendoodle

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle

cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle

by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

Goldenboy

being your boss's favorite for no reason

"Why'd he get that sweet route? Cause that little bitch is the goldenboy."

by WebsterLong July 13, 2015

goldenshower

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn

John loves goldenshower

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

goldenboarding

When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.

Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.

by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021

goldenboi

an asian guy who loves to rail on asian women in interracial relationships but also secretly lusts after white women themselves

P1: Check out these Reddit comments, Natalie Tran gets a lot of hate from quite a few Asian men.
P2: Why’s that?
P1: She’s dating interracially. It makes the goldenbois extra extra salty.

by phuckyoshit July 5, 2018

Goldenshower

When one urinates on another person for no apparent reason other than the obvious that its hilarious. (There does not have to be a jellyfish sting)

That Goldenshower in Florida was so nice and warm.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009