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Glantz Enema

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.
Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010
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golan heights

A hilly Plateau overlooking the Jordan River and the sea of Galilee; a strategic location that has been the site of conflict in Southwest Asia for decades
Thousands died in the 1967 war when Syria and Israel fought for the control of the Golan Heights also known as Al Jawlan.
by HerbGirl January 10, 2017
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Galant

A car of awe and legend made by Mitsubishi before the 9th generation ruined its reputation since 2004. The word "galant" is taken from French, means "beau" or "chivalrous." Galant was designed as a mid-size family sedan to compete with such cars as Accord or Camry.

There is also a sport version known as Galant VR4. The 6th generation Galant VR4 is the prototype of Evo. The 7th and 8th generation VR4s are not street legal in the US. 9th generation sporty Galant, the Ralliart version (6G75 MIVEC engine) is not cost-efficient when comes to tuning.

A 2.4 liter Galant with a 4G64 engine is a perfect platform to swap Evo's 4G63T engine, not mentioning the 4G64 block can fit into 4G63T and make it more boost-loving. This is a decent way if you want to build a Galant sleeper.
Gearhead: I'm planning to buy a used Evo after I got my year-end bonus.
Dad: What you really need is a commuter car. An Evo will only distract you and waste your hard-earned money.
Gearhead: You're right. Then let me buy a used 4-cylinder Galant, it's completely a commuter car and has great gas mileage.
Dad: You're a good young man!

*A month later*

Dad: Why there is a manual transmission?
Gearhead: I love the forest and animals. In this way the car goes greener.

*Three months later*

Dad: Why there are so many gauges in your car?
Gearhead: So I can monitor the engine and prevent it from over emission.

*Six months later*

The car was featured in a magazine.
by Lancer evolution December 3, 2010
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Golang

Go (for specificity also referred to as Golang) is a programming language started by Google and made by the open source community, specializing for cloud environments. It's used by only the most elite of programmers. Any lesser programmer, such as a Java or Python programmer might only dream of writing in such an elite language like Go. Javascript programmers cannot even begin to comprehend the beautiful capabilities that Go might offer for them, but they are merely lesser programmers, not able to hold such elite knowledge.

The only programmers that might rival Go programmers are the Real Men that program in C++. Even then, Go beats it easily in usability and power.
Person A: "Have you seen my website? I wrote it using the React framework in Javascript!"
Person B: "Yeah, I wrote a similar website in Angular using Javascript!"
Chad person C: "Pff pathetic. I have written a website using Go/Golang, integrated with the backend also written in Go. Then it can automatically be load balanced using Docker and Kubernetes, both also written in Go entirely."
Person A and B: "Oh my lord, if only we were as smart and blessed with knowledge as you are!"
by pokemoneuro April 28, 2021
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Golan

A very lazy person. Someone who doesnt like to do work but likes everyone to believe that they work there ass off.
dont go in there the golan will get you!
by h4xorz October 23, 2007
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Goant

Goant (pronunciation: Hard G; oant likt don't)- NOUN
1: The skin located between the ballsack and the asshole.
2: The skin located between the vagina and the asshole.

History: turn of the 21st century amalgamation of 3 disputed nouns for the same track of skin; Gooch, Chode, and Taint.
Goant Health is completely overlooked in the National Health Care Reform Bill.
by kneegrow67 December 18, 2009
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Glantaf

Ysgol gymraeg yn llandaf. Llawn disgybliin ac athrawon arbenig. Un o ysgolion gorau Cymru. Gyda rwbeth am pawb
Mae glantaf yn ysgol gymraeg
by Disgybl August 16, 2020
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