goit off

1) person lacking intelligence
2) variation of piss off
3) small twat

1) god, chips a right goit off
2) oh just goit off
3) fat keiling is a goit off

by botaf November 12, 2003

Goit Magnet

The goit magnet is a man of phenomenal cock wielding abilities. The goit magnet attracts women from near and afar, they are drawn to him like moths to the flame.

A goit magnet is the best pulling partner you will ever have, women feel safe around him and he will draw them in by the hundreds, hot sexy women ready to be seduced by the magnet and all who associate with him.

His womanizing tekkers are unbelievable.

Daniel is a proper goit magnet

Guy 1: Hey look at all of those women over there, what are they doing?
Guy 2: They are gravitating towards some guy, who is he?
Guy 3: Jeez... I think he is a goit magnet.
Guy 1: What a legend!

by faser1987 March 22, 2010

goitcha

A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.

Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!

by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Goitseone Maakwana

Goitseone Maakwana is a great listener and the most loyal friend you can ever ask for.

Hi Goitseone Maakwana you're such a great guy.

by Wizzy488innint September 16, 2020

goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.

theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger

by john stiglich October 22, 2006