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The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.
Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."
by Klojhgfcvbn March 17, 2022
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A chrome extension that enables 1984 mode
Teachers, stop being China/North Korea wannabes and stop using GoGuardian
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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(For Teachers:) It is an excellent piece of software to monitor students and ensures they aren't on any shifty sites.

(For Students:) It's a piece of spyware that teachers us to spy on us whenever they want and block whatever they want, even stupid random stuff that's used FOR education
My teacher was on GoGuardian till 4:00 last night and closed all my tabs.
by Names Are Hard 0 December 28, 2022
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A totalitarian government disguised as a tool for teachers to watch their students 24/7. It bans random websites, including helpful ones, because whoever made this app is a degenerate to society. It actually breaks the 4th amendement. There's a petition on change.org to ban this invasion of privacy.
Teacher: I love GoGuardian 🤓

Gigachad: Frick off
by BorritoGuy November 26, 2022
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www.urbandictionary.com is blocked

The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
guy 1: hey
guy two: he-
Error message: www.urbandictionary.com is blocked The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
Personified Guy 2: DAMNIT GOGUARDIAN!
guy 1: where is he?
by PseudonymLOLXD69420 April 12, 2023
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GoGuardian is a helpful tool used by teachers when they want to help students by invading their school and home privacy. It can help students from leaking their family credentials and names to looking at their personal texts. Overall, GoGuardian is one handy tool for a teacher when you want to invade your students' privacy or invade it.
Sample Text: " Today I got GoGuardian'd and some of my relationships and credit cards were leaked to 3rd Party Services! Isn't that exciting! Thank you once again GoGuardian for Guarding me and my school! "
by Young Scholar Person March 20, 2024
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1: on youtube or some shit
teacher: please use the chromebooks properly
1: fuck goguardian man
by nylonthingy April 5, 2024
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