Golfer Kick

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010

gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

by humbdalas November 5, 2009

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

Gufferer

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered

Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.

by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022

GOffeur

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.

I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Geoffery

Geoffery is a striking male who uses his charm and wits to woo any situation in his favor. He cares about those close to him and gives outstanding head. His appearance is gentle, yet dominant and he is known for smelling good.

He is most definitely alpha and recognizes when important people (especially women) close to him need his help. He is intuitive and fun! He only gets frustrated when compared to a Jeffrey/Geoffrey.

He is a rare commodity to be cherished.

Emma: I NEED to get someone with amazing tongue game
Trina: I think you need a Geoffery!

by ArmarilloArmadillo December 19, 2020