Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

Godenfreude

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.

I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.

by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day

National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day occurs on the 24th December. A day to express one's love and affection for the homies.

'It's National Kiss Your Homies Goodnight Day! For homie, no homo!'

by Lexy Luthy October 17, 2020

Kissing the homies goodnight

THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: Kissing the homies goodnight is just saying goodnight, it is not gay.

"gotta go say night to the homies"

"yo, I heard that you kiss them. Is that true?"

"yeah??"
"so?"

"isn't that gay?"

"no."
"I just wanna kiss my homies goodnight in PEACE."
"kissing the homies goodnight just means to show your bond of friendship"

by NCcoolkid June 18, 2020

God on a Wheel

A signature phrase used by Royce, of "Royce and Marilyn" to convey utter shock and disdain with a lack of culture, money, opera, ramba and samba skills, or in reaction to the "garbage-hole" in which she lives.

Royce: Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage, that crap that you like? You know nothing about classical music, opera, nothing! Nothing! You can't sing an opera, you know nothing.

Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.

Royce: You know nothing, nothing...

Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.

Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!

Marilyn: In Las Vegas...

Royce: Oh ShutUp!

by djSpinHouse August 27, 2010

Goodnight Everybody

A phrase coined by the cartoon character named Yakko from the Animaniacs. "Goodnight Everybody" is used simialry to the phrase "That's what she said", but can be used whenever anything sexual is said.

Katy: "My throat is sore."
Ben: "Goodnight everybody."

by Filibuster1995 November 27, 2012

Kissing the Homies Goodnight

It is when you are going to bed, and you forget to kiss your homies good night, and it isn’t gay because they’re your homies

My GF- where were you?
Me- sorry I was kissing the homies goodnight
My gf- isn’t that gay?
Me- no they’re my homies and if you ask me one more time I’ll leave you
My gf- oh ok I get it

by BigCockDaddy696969696969 November 23, 2020