Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.

Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?

by shalers. December 14, 2009

Godenfreude

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.

I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.

by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

golden goddess

A woman who's presence is felt whenever she enters a room. One who exudes traits of strength, understanding, intelligence, empathy to all creatures on earth, as well as a very strong will. She can be held abd revered over other women, especially in the eyes of her suitor.

That Logan girl is the very definition of a Golden Goddess.

by ZStan May 15, 2016

Inner goddess

The sex goddess living inside you. Like from 50 shades of grey, which is the reason you came to search this word. Don't lie.

*Laying naked in bed*
Sam: What's your inner goddess doing?

Sophie: Prancing around like a kangaroo, doing backflips

by Grunge freedom January 2, 2015

Godelay

The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.

That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!

by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

gadgetbahn

A transportation concept or implementation that is touted as futuristic or innovative, but in execution turns out to be more expensive and less feasible than traditional means, outweighing their usefulness. Examples include but are not limited to Monorails (most often cited example) Personal Rapid Transit, Maglev, etc, versus traditional means generally referring to rail, subway, and road infrastructure

The term generally carries a negative connotation, in that the solutions may be seen as an expensive 'white elephant' in the truest sense: more difficult and more expensive to maintain and add to without any perceived benefit other than looking cool

References:

Wiktionary, gadgetbahn
Wikipedia, White Elephant disambiguation

Walt Disney World can't afford to expand their monorail, it costs a million dollars a mile for new track, and with the money it would take to expand that gadgetbahn they could buy a whole fleet of buses that fit their existing needs

by marvin_theparanoidandroid August 25, 2019

Next time, Gadget!

When a villain is defeated, but not captured/killed, and subsequently escapes. Named after Doctor Claw's phrase whenever he was beaten by Inspector Gadget: "Next time, Gadget! Next time!"

"The villain isn't really dead, this is a 'Next time, Gadget!' situation'.

by Kraas June 19, 2009