Gault

Gault noun: An omnipitant spiritual being, encapsulating the perfection of the human form.

Gault adjective: To get The Ladies and Party

"Praise be to Gault"

by FTJ_Admin April 14, 2005

Mr. Gault

1. The greatest man to ever walk the face of the Earth
2. A man the is is over 50 yrs old and is incredibly strong
3. Someone the can kill a man with just his stare
4. The Ohio equivalent to the Walker Texas Ranger

Mr. Gault's my hero

Gault Ohio Ranger

by McDevil January 9, 2009

goaltending

Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.

"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."

by JonKorn September 4, 2005

goaltending

After a controversial posting on social media or a comment on a comment thread, one must be goaltending the post/thread against internet trolls and other commenters from ruining the post/thread.

They spent the better part of the day goaltending their post from internet trolls.

by moonnoom June 10, 2016

gault

The true spiritual leader of the world. In essence, the second coming of Jesus.

"Gault Protect us!"
-Traditional Effteejayrian prayer.

by Gault's Disciple April 13, 2005

Gault

The irritation of the upper thigh (where it meets the lower torso, around the junk) that occurs when it is hot and you are active and sweat gathers in the area as your thighs and junkage rubs together.

Hey Jordan, why are you walking like you are in pain? Well, I played hoops earlier and got gaulted, therefore my junkyard is in pain.

by Dr. Strangefinger June 25, 2017

goulters

The backs of your knees. (I don't know a better word for them!)

I've got an itch in my goulter.

by Trog June 16, 2004