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cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
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Montage videos of a YouTuber named BDWJ 19-- that sees many spots, moves and flies that wrestlers done to make him impressed.
Johnny: Moves that made me go HOLY SH!t is awesome.
Randy: Eat that.
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Let me go

You say this when you need to end a phone call. Instead of saying "I need to let you go", it switches the final decision to end the phone call onto the other person.
"Hey Let me go...I cannot drive in this traffic anymore while I hold this phone up to my ear".
by Kinner February 25, 2013
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go make me a sandwich

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.
Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!
by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004
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dont make me go upside your head

dontt amke me smash your head in
pimp: hay man wan suome drugs
thug: can you gimmi they for free or something might go rong
pimp: mother fucker dont make me go upside your head
by ()6_twitch_9() July 2, 2006
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cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012
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Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.
Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!
by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011
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