Gnarledge

The knowledge of a fact which would needlessly harm at least one person if it were known more widely

I fucked around with Steve's girlfriend, I'm not sure if I should tell him.

Dude, keep that gnarledge to yourself.

by Hootenanny January 21, 2018

Gnarledge

Knowledge of the extreme, entertaining, exciting, and radical.

Similar to GNARLY, but its GNARLEDGE.

Yo, just got home from Space Shuttle Door-Gunner class, teach dropped that GNARLEDGE today.

by _ark_ January 29, 2022

GnarledBarclays

A dirty old welsh bank with no drive-through.

I tried to deposit my pounds in the GnarledBarclays and all they gave me another ten pence!

by Bruce Casteel May 2, 2022

gnarbled

Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.

"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."

by WebScrawler May 15, 2022

More gnarled than Barkley

Referring to something/someone as more gnarled than Barkley, suggests that-that something and/or someone is very gnarley looking, ugly, or disfigured.

Yo man, that chick is "more gnarled than Barkley".

by BooBooBeeBeeBeepBeep October 1, 2009