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gunting is the art of hunting for women with gunts in the wild and collecting their gunt butter to sell to midgets as a growth hormone this is a very dangerous occupation
"timmy lost an arm last week whilst gunting the flab from that gunt bitch tore it clean off"
by leigh citroen-symes November 26, 2007
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Grunting Ethel

When you engage in sexual intercourse with any less-than-attractive and/or overweight female who resembles any sort of barnyard animal and she makes sounds similar to that of the previously stated animal.
I had a Grunting Ethel with that fat chick yesterday; she oinked like a pig the entire night.
by Morganism November 9, 2005
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Gunting license

Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)

How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!

Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)

Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.

fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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grunting pocahontas

The act of having sex with a metis woman in her wig wam. While in the wig wam you bend her over the fire she's made and you slowly spin her rotisserie style. Thus making the sex hotter and making her call out a native chant.
That metis woman thought the sex wasn't hot enough so i gave her the grunting pocahontas
by Da Ownerer July 5, 2008
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Grunting

Grunting is an extremely cool way of *singing* , well sort of for that matter, sometimes clearly understandable, as in cKy and Extol, or not clearly definable, as in grind metal music, it's just cool and lots of fun to do in public, coz everyone will look at you as if you were a retard, I do it all the time, but then again, i'm pretty close to being a retard anyway so I don't care about people looking at me.....
*96 Quite Bitter Beings Like* by cKy - A light type of grunting
*Undeceived* by Extol - Heavy grunting, reasonably understandable, and very cool...
by Limo September 30, 2004
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Grunting Scrotus

A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.
Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"
by Don "grunting scrotus" May 26, 2009
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glaunting

Natasa: That guy is sooo sexy!!
Aimee: No bitch, thats GLAUNTING<33
by Natasa and Aimee February 24, 2008
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