Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025

glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.

I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.

by natalia gomez February 11, 2008

Glooping

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.

There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.

by smebobo October 5, 2019

gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Glopping

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.

What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!

by Perth bogan August 17, 2018

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

Augustus Glooping

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.

Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.

by Allanus May 12, 2022