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glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).
GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...
by DT December 21, 2004
mugGet the glorpmug.

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.
Hey, no glorping on the sofa!
by Pinkticus October 11, 2020
mugGet the glorpingmug.

glorp

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!
by nick mertens April 4, 2007
mugGet the glorpmug.

glorp

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!
by Gdogg January 25, 2005
mugGet the glorpmug.

glorp

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.
Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008
mugGet the glorpmug.

glorp

by fnipper August 4, 2021
mugGet the glorpmug.

glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.
sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping
by fartmoney September 26, 2012
mugGet the glorpingmug.

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