glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...

by DT December 21, 2004

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

glorp

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration

whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!

by nick mertens April 4, 2007

glorp

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.

Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!

by Gdogg January 25, 2005

glorp

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.

Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!

by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008

glorp

a man wearing no pants

that dude went full glorp

by fnipper August 4, 2021

glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.

sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping

by fartmoney September 26, 2012