glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).
GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...
by DT December 21, 2004
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glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.
Hey, no glorping on the sofa!
by Pinkticus October 12, 2020
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a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!
by nick mertens March 30, 2007
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A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!
by Gdogg January 26, 2005
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A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.
Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
by tr3eman9 March 31, 2007
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by fnipper August 05, 2021
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the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.
sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping
by fartmoney April 23, 2012
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