glorp

a man wearing no pants

that dude went full glorp

by fnipper August 4, 2021

Glorp

the onomatopoeia describing the feeling of a jellyfish leaving the body during one's menstrual cycle.

It felt like I just glorped a jellyfish!

by misterrrr April 5, 2021

Glorp

A really intense slimy blowjob that one one person gives a man...

Guy 1: Last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schlong man!!
Guy2: What's a glorp?
Guy1: The best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
Guy2: That sounds amazing
Guy1: It is~

by AelaraTheGoo April 12, 2017

Glorp

Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, you’re just chillin

Boy “Ay bro he just fucked yo girl.”
You I’m glorping

by Kalepaaaaa March 31, 2020

glorp

The sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

I knew what she was up to by the sound of the glorp.

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

glorp

The equivalent of a queef with poop particles.

Ayo girl, you mind glorping for me real quick?

by ProjectP June 21, 2021

Glorp

To eat or drink something in a slight aggressive manner

Max was glorping on noodles because of how hungry he was

by Thrashchild August 3, 2023