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A massive soft-boiled egg without salt
"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."
Gloopy by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021
A word used to describe something semi solid or of the disgusting nature that is hanging over a ledge or other drop off object.
Yeah dude that slime is so gloopy I saw it running down my apartment building.”

Yeah bro that algae sucks, cnxmdnddjn”
Gloopy by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021
Gloopy.
"Gloopy." - Man
"Gloopy." - Another Man
Gloopy by ItsOddsock March 19, 2021
Commonly used by Connor to in a man minute to describe texture of a pussy or clit.
We are going to collectively reassure that, that pussy, is in fact gloopy.
Gloopy by Yes yes but April 23, 2024

Gloopy Poopy 

Excretion that is neither Diarreah or solid.

Or

An expression for the ass of which the above comes from.
"That is one gloopy poopy"

Or

Keith - "why is Karen running to the toilet"

Gerald "Oh she has a Gloopy Poopy
Gloopy Poopy by JLE123 November 12, 2018

gloopy sampson 

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
gloopy sampson by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008