Gloopies

freshly baked yet undercooked cookies. gloopies usually have a slightly harder top and are of a lesser consistensy on the bottom and inside.

That hot gloopy burned my mouth, but it tastes so very good!

by BinaryBitch0100 March 14, 2005

gloopy

icky sticky mucus, esp in the eyes

ugh I hate my cat, my eyes are so gloopy!

by linuxgeex June 19, 2014

Gloopies

The under cooked form of a chocolate-chip cookie, while solid it is still weak in structure

These Gloopies are good

by DaBigVT January 24, 2005

Gloopy Poopy

Excretion that is neither Diarreah or solid.

Or

An expression for the ass of which the above comes from.

"That is one gloopy poopy"

Or

Keith - "why is Karen running to the toilet"

Gerald "Oh she has a Gloopy Poopy

by JLE123 November 12, 2018

gloopy

When someone is so Hollywood everyone else seems inferior by comparison

I wish I was as gloopy as him.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n December 19, 2007

gloopy bear

Fat piece of fucking garbage who is a lazy gloopy slob and doesn't do anything around apart from eating.

I know a fat guy named Dylan, he's a gloopy bear.

by Dirty_sock__ October 31, 2023