glockenspiel

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.

by Download-This April 11, 2004

glocket

when a person has a glock in their pocket, they have a glocket.

person one: shittt, timmy looks angry today.

person two: yeah stay away from him. i hear he was rockin' a glocket today.

by dinkleburggg January 15, 2011

Glocknesia

When you shoot someone in the head with a glock to make them forget everything they know.

The only way to stop a snitch is to give him a bad case of glocknesia.

by JDucK March 17, 2014

Glockenspieliosis

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels

Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis

by Exercices March 3, 2021

glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

Glockin'

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon

Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..

by fhgul June 22, 2011

glockenspeil

Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.

WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.

by ten foot monster BILL BRASKI April 14, 2009